I dumped a girl recently.
It wasn't looks. She was pretty well put together – five foot three, about 110 pounds, nice milky complexion, soft body without too much baby fat left at 24 years old, 34B, long curly hair (kind of red and kind of brown). Some people might use the term eye candy.
It wasn't personality, either. She was a nice, mellow relaxed person. She was intelligent (just finished a degree in biology). She was a Democrat (like me). She even likes football. What else could you ask for, right?
So my problem? I was at her house one day, flipping through her Direct TV Texas program package and I realized that she had a different sports package than I did. We're sitting in El Paso, and she's subscribed to a package that lets her see every game that the Oklahoma Sooners play.
I thought, "OMG! I dating a Sooner!?!" As a proud Texas Longhorn, that pretty much ended the relationship. It was just a good thing I figured it out before rivalry week.